These pills aren't addictive; I've been taking them for years.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:40

I can tell he's lying, his lips are moving.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:20

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.  By Larry - 6/27/2005 03:14

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?  By Mark - 6/27/2005 01:11

If a cow poops, and no-one is around, does it still stink?  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 23:06

I used up all my sick days, now I'm calling in dead.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 22:58

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 22:37

You know you're getting old when your wild oats turn into prunes and all-bran.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 08:52

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.  By Jim - 6/26/2005 08:11

I talk to myself, that's how I stay informed.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 00:31