I have the body of a God... Buddha.  By Tom - 6/30/2005 18:32

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?  By Amanda - 6/30/2005 08:41

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.  By Liz - 6/30/2005 02:37

Beware of the toes you step on today. They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.  By Tom - 6/29/2005 22:53

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.  By Dan - 6/29/2005 11:31

To the world you are just one person, but to one person you are all the world.  By Maya - 6/28/2005 07:59

I said 'NO' to drugs, but they didn't listen.  By Hans - 6/28/2005 03:01

Don't tick me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 16:19

Your proctologist called, they found your head.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:50

These pills aren't addictive; I've been taking them for years.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:40