Health food makes me sick. [Calvin Trillin]  7/4/2005 13:11

It is much easier to become a father than to be one.  By Rosellen - 7/4/2005 11:06

Never try to keep up with the Jones's. Drag them down to your level, it's cheaper.  By Rosellen - 7/4/2005 09:13

When you become senile, you won't know it.  By Rosellen - 7/3/2005 23:17

Nothing in life is to be feared but to be understood.  By Candle - 7/3/2005 15:52

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.  By Mark - 7/3/2005 13:43

I'm on a whisky diet, I lost three days already.  By Rosellen - 7/2/2005 20:55

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  By Rosellen - 7/2/2005 20:33

Stop worrying. Start doing!  By candle - 7/2/2005 18:46

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.  By Rosellen - 7/2/2005 14:38