To the world you are just one person, but to one person you are all the world.  By Maya - 6/28/2005 07:59

I said 'NO' to drugs, but they didn't listen.  By Hans - 6/28/2005 03:01

Don't tick me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 16:19

Your proctologist called, they found your head.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:50

These pills aren't addictive; I've been taking them for years.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:40

I can tell he's lying, his lips are moving.  By Rosellen - 6/27/2005 08:20

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.  By Larry - 6/27/2005 03:14

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?  By Mark - 6/27/2005 01:11

If a cow poops, and no-one is around, does it still stink?  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 23:06

I used up all my sick days, now I'm calling in dead.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 22:58