Why is it that when one kills a man, he is hanged as a murderer, but when one kills millions, he is hailed as a conquerer?  7/26/2005 06:55

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. [E. Joseph Cossman]  7/26/2005 01:44

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.  By Susan - 7/25/2005 09:05

It's kind of sad when I don't have the energy to open the wrapper on my energy bar.  By Rosellen - 7/24/2005 10:44

Never eat more than you can lift. [Miss Piggy]  7/24/2005 03:44

People who dress weird usually have something to say.  7/24/2005 02:10

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.  By Mike - 7/23/2005 12:12

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.  7/23/2005 07:16

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. [Gibran Khalil Gibran]  7/22/2005 11:20

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.  7/22/2005 02:00