The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.  By Jim - 7/15/2005 03:42

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.  7/14/2005 15:33

There are 2 great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know.  7/14/2005 05:29

Forever in debt to your priceless advice. [Kurt Cobain]  By Andy - 7/13/2005 18:25

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?  By Janet - 7/13/2005 15:44

The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a "do it yourself".  7/13/2005 10:40

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.  By Rick - 7/13/2005 07:31

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery always complain about being broke and not feeling well?  By Mark - 7/13/2005 03:34

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. [Paul Boese]  By JooJ - 7/12/2005 12:19

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. [Saki]  7/12/2005 05:01