Indecision is the key to flexibility.  By Tom - 7/19/2005 03:20

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.  By Terry - 7/18/2005 22:10

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?  By Sally - 7/18/2005 15:49

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.  By Ben - 7/18/2005 13:32

Don't hit someone when there is other stuff you can do with your hands. Only hit someone when you have no hands left.  By Steve Underwood - 7/18/2005 08:01

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once.  By Rene - 7/18/2005 04:50

No one is listening until you make a mistake.  By Zak - 7/18/2005 00:45

An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue. [Russian Proverb]  7/17/2005 14:30

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. [Ray Bandy]  7/17/2005 03:32

Every child is born a genius. [Richard Fuller]  7/16/2005 04:47