I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?  8/3/2005 06:57

I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?  By JooJ - 8/3/2005 06:28

You really are as pretty as a picture. I'd like to hang you.  By Martha - 8/3/2005 06:21

I'm busy now! Can I ignore you some other time?  By Martha - 8/3/2005 05:58

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.  By Jerry - 8/3/2005 05:12

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. [Samuel Johnson]  8/3/2005 03:39

It is bad luck to be superstitious.  By Andrew - 8/2/2005 23:56

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.  8/2/2005 19:18

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?  By Jim - 8/2/2005 07:34

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.  By Marj - 8/2/2005 03:27