The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of people in this world.  By Sam - 8/8/2005 16:28

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.  8/8/2005 10:11

Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time.  8/8/2005 00:50

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. [Robert Frost]  8/6/2005 04:50

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. [Joey Adams]  8/5/2005 23:23

I hear voices... and they don't like you!  By Mr. Phil - 8/5/2005 21:14

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.  By Marcel - 8/5/2005 02:56

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.  By Jim - 8/4/2005 15:48

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.  By Maria - 8/4/2005 10:10

A favour to come is better than a hundred received. [Italian Proverb]  8/4/2005 05:23