It is right to be content with what we have, but never with what we are.  By Sir James Makintosh - 7/27/2005 10:01

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!  By Ralph - 7/27/2005 02:43

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]  7/26/2005 21:18

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. [Victor Borge]  7/26/2005 15:36

Why do we look in our handkerchiefs after blowing our nose?  By Lea - 7/26/2005 10:17

Why is it that when one kills a man, he is hanged as a murderer, but when one kills millions, he is hailed as a conquerer?  7/26/2005 06:55

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. [E. Joseph Cossman]  7/26/2005 01:44

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.  By Susan - 7/25/2005 09:05

It's kind of sad when I don't have the energy to open the wrapper on my energy bar.  By Rosellen - 7/24/2005 10:44

Never eat more than you can lift. [Miss Piggy]  7/24/2005 03:44