A runaway monk never praises his monastery. [Italian Proverb]  8/16/2005 00:06

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.  8/15/2005 22:51

He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.  By Henry - 8/15/2005 03:50

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life. [Plato]  8/14/2005 23:29

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. [Winston Churchill]  8/14/2005 15:18

How can you make your wife mad while making love? Call her from your cell phone.  By Jerry - 8/14/2005 09:46

They always talk who never think. [Matthew Prior]  8/14/2005 01:31

Hogs will eat acorns all day long, yet never look up to thank the tree.  By Alan K - 8/13/2005 22:38

Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.  By Sydney Smith - 8/13/2005 03:24

Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.  By Mark - 8/12/2005 21:08