Life is a sexually transmitted disease.  By Zen - 8/19/2005 02:10

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. [Winston Churchill]  By JooJ - 8/18/2005 22:16

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. [Martina Navratilova]  8/18/2005 03:25

A prostitute goes to deposit $100 in bank. The teller tells her "Sorry the note is fake". She says "Oh no! I have been raped".  8/17/2005 13:54

Save water, shower with your girlfriend.  By Bill - 8/17/2005 13:23

The first VCR made in 1956, was the size of a piano.  8/17/2005 13:03

If we fight, we may not always win; but if we don't fight, we will surely lose.  8/17/2005 11:29

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  By Zak - 8/17/2005 03:20

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.  By Liz - 8/16/2005 11:19

Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one the stars. [Frederick Langbridge]  8/16/2005 02:55