Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.  By Maro - 8/10/2005 20:07

There are more fools in the world than there are people.  By Ziko - 8/10/2005 04:39

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. [Bob Hope]  8/9/2005 18:41

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. [Robert Heinlein]  8/9/2005 08:12

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.  By Jane - 8/9/2005 02:35

The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of people in this world.  By Sam - 8/8/2005 16:28

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.  8/8/2005 10:11

Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time.  8/8/2005 00:50

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. [Robert Frost]  8/6/2005 04:50

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. [Joey Adams]  8/5/2005 23:23