Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. [Thomas Fuller]  8/26/2005 05:48

If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious. [Mignon McLaughlin]  8/26/2005 00:26

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. [George Carlin]  By Zak - 8/24/2005 05:06

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?  By Sam - 8/23/2005 03:45

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?  By Jenny - 8/22/2005 21:31

If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him?  8/22/2005 03:25

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. With the outcome always being Death.  By EuroHonda - 8/21/2005 08:42

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is. [Chuck Reid]  8/21/2005 03:59

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck" ? Fire Truck!  By Amber - 8/19/2005 17:45

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.  By Liz - 8/19/2005 15:06