How can you make your wife mad while making love? Call her from your cell phone.  By Jerry - 8/14/2005 09:46

They always talk who never think. [Matthew Prior]  8/14/2005 01:31

Hogs will eat acorns all day long, yet never look up to thank the tree.  By Alan K - 8/13/2005 22:38

Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.  By Sydney Smith - 8/13/2005 03:24

Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.  By Mark - 8/12/2005 21:08

The most wasted of all our days are those in which we have not laughed. [Sebastien Chamfort]  8/12/2005 14:51

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.  8/12/2005 04:48

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. [Dorothy Parker]  8/11/2005 15:40

The big thieves hang the little ones. [Czech Proverb]  8/11/2005 10:36

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.  By Jerome - 8/11/2005 02:56