If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him?  8/22/2005 03:25

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. With the outcome always being Death.  By EuroHonda - 8/21/2005 08:42

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is. [Chuck Reid]  8/21/2005 03:59

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck" ? Fire Truck!  By Amber - 8/19/2005 17:45

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.  By Liz - 8/19/2005 15:06

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.  By Zen - 8/19/2005 02:10

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. [Winston Churchill]  By JooJ - 8/18/2005 22:16

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. [Martina Navratilova]  8/18/2005 03:25

A prostitute goes to deposit $100 in bank. The teller tells her "Sorry the note is fake". She says "Oh no! I have been raped".  8/17/2005 13:54

Save water, shower with your girlfriend.  By Bill - 8/17/2005 13:23