Suicide is man's way of telling god. "You can't fire me, i quit."  By Ritwika - 8/30/2005 07:37

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. [Lynn Johnston]  8/30/2005 02:10

If at first you don't succeed, try something else you're better at.  8/29/2005 01:52

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. [A.H. Weiler]  8/28/2005 03:31

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. [Mark Twain]  8/27/2005 05:28

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. [Thomas Fuller]  8/26/2005 05:48

If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious. [Mignon McLaughlin]  8/26/2005 00:26

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. [George Carlin]  By Zak - 8/24/2005 05:06

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?  By Sam - 8/23/2005 03:45

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?  By Jenny - 8/22/2005 21:31