Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.  By Albert - 9/24/2005 05:03

Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.  By Robert - 9/24/2005 01:41

Wit is the salt of conversation.  By Joan - 9/24/2005 01:04

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.  9/23/2005 23:47

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.  By JooJ - 9/23/2005 21:21

As you age, memory is the Second thing to go. I can't remember the First.  9/23/2005 19:14

Car manufacturer's formula for a successful marriage: Stick to one model!  By Rose - 9/23/2005 06:25

Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.  9/23/2005 02:30

TEACHER: Tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.  By Pippo - 9/22/2005 10:17

Nobody dies a virgin, life f**** us all in the end!  By Ted - 9/22/2005 07:32