Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.  By Douglas Adams - 9/29/2005 05:30

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. [David Richerby]  9/29/2005 00:27

In marriage, each partner is to be a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts.  By Rose - 9/28/2005 07:20

Life has so much to offer, but the world still revolves around the sun.  By Pavan - 9/26/2005 11:54

Falling in love consists merely of uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.  By Rose - 9/26/2005 07:01

To be the first lover of a woman is nothing, you have to be the last one.  By Caroline K. - 9/26/2005 03:41

In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic.  By Rose - 9/25/2005 12:45

I have a brain problem! My brain has 2 parts: left and right. The left has nothing right in it. The right has nothing left in it.  By Bob - 9/25/2005 11:29

You can take a man out of a country, but you can't take a country out of a man. [Gibran Khalil Gibran]  9/25/2005 09:29

A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.  By Soha - 9/24/2005 07:28