As you age, memory is the Second thing to go. I can't remember the First.  9/23/2005 19:14

Car manufacturer's formula for a successful marriage: Stick to one model!  By Rose - 9/23/2005 06:25

Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.  9/23/2005 02:30

TEACHER: Tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.  By Pippo - 9/22/2005 10:17

Nobody dies a virgin, life f**** us all in the end!  By Ted - 9/22/2005 07:32

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.  By Joan - 9/22/2005 03:13

Take time to live.  By Sandy - 9/22/2005 01:01

There's only one-way to have a happy marriage and as soon as you learn what it is you will get married again.  By Rose - 9/21/2005 06:38

The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved. [Victor Hugo]  9/20/2005 09:07

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 9/19/2005 14:07