If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?  By Mr B. - 10/12/2005 06:28

Biography lends to death a new terror. [Oscar Wilde]  10/12/2005 05:24

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.  By Xen - 10/12/2005 03:05

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. [Martin Mull]  10/11/2005 03:12

Money buys all kinds of useless things including love and a nice trip.  By Lewis - 10/10/2005 10:50

Money does not matter until you meet a woman or the IRS.  By i - 10/10/2005 10:43

A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to him.  By Xen - 10/10/2005 02:57

It's so nice when it happens good.  By Seinfeld - 10/9/2005 08:01

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.  By Bob - 10/7/2005 08:01

I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally.  By Bob - 10/7/2005 07:12