Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.  10/14/2005 07:48

In daytime saving change: Spring forward. Fall back.  10/14/2005 04:23

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.  By Robin - 10/13/2005 09:57

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: ''You can have mine'.  By Robin - 10/13/2005 08:11

The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.  By Jim - 10/13/2005 04:53

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. [Albert Einstein]  By Xen - 10/13/2005 01:42

If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. [Bill Gates]  By JooJ - 10/12/2005 10:59

Enthusiasm is the most contagious spirit.  By Mimi - 10/12/2005 09:23

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.  10/12/2005 08:45

Life is not fair - get used to it!  10/12/2005 07:16