Money does not matter until you meet a woman or the IRS.  By i - 10/10/2005 10:43

A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to him.  By Xen - 10/10/2005 02:57

It's so nice when it happens good.  By Seinfeld - 10/9/2005 08:01

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.  By Bob - 10/7/2005 08:01

I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally.  By Bob - 10/7/2005 07:12

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. [Thomas Edison]  10/7/2005 06:07

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage cause they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.  By Mimi - 10/6/2005 05:08

Everything is fair everywhere.  By Pavan - 10/5/2005 11:59

Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you. [H. Jackson Brown Jr.]  10/4/2005 10:35

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.  By Mary - 10/4/2005 05:43