He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.  By Zak - 10/26/2005 01:21

Never give a child a sword. [Latin Proverb]  10/25/2005 23:13

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. [Euripides]  10/25/2005 15:38

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. [Ernest Haskins]  10/25/2005 09:52

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.  By Zak - 10/24/2005 03:33

Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?  By Bill - 10/23/2005 18:39

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.  By Sam - 10/23/2005 09:42

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. [Rita Rudner]  10/22/2005 17:51

The unspoken word never does harm. [Kossuth]  10/22/2005 10:49

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. [John M. Ford]  10/22/2005 03:07