I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think: That's why I'm not a heterosexual. [George Costanza, Seinfeld]  10/17/2005 10:58

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.  By Robin - 10/17/2005 10:25

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.  By Robin - 10/17/2005 09:48

Our youth is our greatest natural resource.  10/17/2005 08:32

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.  By Brian - 10/17/2005 07:44

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.  By Mimi - 10/17/2005 03:49

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. [Aldous Huxley]  10/17/2005 01:54

Nothing is as simple as Black and White.  By Crystal - 10/16/2005 11:55

When there's nothing you can't help but imagine there's something.  By Karl - 10/15/2005 15:19

The world's most incredible computer is the Brain.  10/15/2005 02:06