Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!  By Sally - 11/12/2005 17:17

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  By Simon - 11/12/2005 10:46

Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one. [Seneca]  11/12/2005 03:12

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. [Ambrose Bierce]  11/11/2005 21:58

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?  By Jim - 11/11/2005 14:27

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.  By Zak - 11/11/2005 10:16

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?  By Jane - 11/11/2005 03:16

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. [Frank Zappa]  11/10/2005 19:24

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  By Larry - 11/10/2005 12:05

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.  By Jack - 11/10/2005 04:46