All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.  By Zak - 11/11/2005 10:16

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?  By Jane - 11/11/2005 03:16

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. [Frank Zappa]  11/10/2005 19:24

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  By Larry - 11/10/2005 12:05

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.  By Jack - 11/10/2005 04:46

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.  By Zak - 11/9/2005 23:56

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.  By Sandy - 11/9/2005 15:28

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.  By Taf - 11/9/2005 06:45

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? [George Price]  11/9/2005 01:33

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. [Garry Shandling]  11/8/2005 16:38