If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. [Johnny Carson]  11/14/2005 04:10

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? [Woody Allen]  11/13/2005 21:32

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?  By Sas - 11/13/2005 13:19

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?  By Lea - 11/13/2005 05:43

As we grow old... the beauty steals inward. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]  11/12/2005 23:38

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!  By Sally - 11/12/2005 17:17

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  By Simon - 11/12/2005 10:46

Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one. [Seneca]  11/12/2005 03:12

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. [Ambrose Bierce]  11/11/2005 21:58

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?  By Jim - 11/11/2005 14:27