When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. [Rodney Dangerfield]  11/21/2005 22:43

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. [George Bernard Shaw]  11/21/2005 14:17

Memories never die.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 11/21/2005 08:26

Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done. [Elizabeth Barrett Browning]  11/21/2005 02:59

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. [Benjamin Disraeli]  11/20/2005 19:36

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. [John Tudor]  11/20/2005 09:42

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be. [Jim Horning]  11/20/2005 00:35

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.  By Morgan - 11/19/2005 23:18

If it looks like a mirage, it probably is a mirage.  11/19/2005 16:26

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. [Woody Allen]  11/19/2005 01:30