Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?  By Jimmy - 12/15/2005 15:18

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. [Fred Allen]  12/15/2005 04:52

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.  By John - 12/14/2005 21:49

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?  By Tom - 12/14/2005 02:21

Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic! [Jean Sibelius]  12/13/2005 02:37

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  By Duke - 12/12/2005 20:29

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. [Paul Fix]  12/12/2005 10:45

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?  By Simon - 12/12/2005 02:38

Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still. [Patricia Russell-McCloud]  12/11/2005 15:53

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?  12/11/2005 04:04