I have no desire to belong to any club that would have me as member.  By G. Marx - 12/2/2005 21:07

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?  By Saurabh - 12/2/2005 18:11

Friends are like melons, shall I tell you why? To find one good you must try one hundred.  By Mark - 12/2/2005 11:24

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. [Joan Rivers]  12/1/2005 22:32

Be here Now, when you can. [Ron McIntosh]  12/1/2005 17:50

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.  By Saki - 12/1/2005 03:21

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. [Oscar Wilde]  11/30/2005 21:36

Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind. [Bulgarian Proverb]  11/30/2005 12:04

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. [Doug Larson]  11/30/2005 02:29

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well. [Publilius Syrus]  11/29/2005 12:44