If it looks like a mirage, it probably is a mirage.  11/19/2005 16:26

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. [Woody Allen]  11/19/2005 01:30

Electricity is made up of tiny particles called electrons, that you can't see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.  By Dave Barry - 11/18/2005 15:31

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. [Brendan Gill]  11/18/2005 05:55

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? [James Thurber]  11/17/2005 15:26

The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it. [Plutarch]  11/17/2005 02:47

If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see. [Henry Thoreau]  11/16/2005 02:52

Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. [Ambrose Bierce]  11/15/2005 19:34

Be a fountain, not a drain. [Rex Hudler]  11/15/2005 03:29

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.  By Mark - 11/14/2005 23:12