Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  By Duke - 12/12/2005 20:29

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. [Paul Fix]  12/12/2005 10:45

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?  By Simon - 12/12/2005 02:38

Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still. [Patricia Russell-McCloud]  12/11/2005 15:53

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?  12/11/2005 04:04

I knew Santa was fake, cause no white dude would come to my neighborhood after dark.  By Shai-Ann Augustine - 12/10/2005 17:32

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either. [Leo Burnett]  12/10/2005 03:38

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?  By Zak - 12/9/2005 20:35

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?  By Charly - 12/9/2005 02:11

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?  By Sarah - 12/8/2005 20:26