It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile. [Garry Marshall]  12/17/2005 02:44

Count your age with friends but not with years.  By Zak - 12/16/2005 04:48

Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap?  By Xen - 12/16/2005 10:07

No one can hurt you without your consent.  By Rose - 12/16/2005 05:29

Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.' [Gibran Khalil Gibran]  12/16/2005 01:39

Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?  By Jimmy - 12/15/2005 15:18

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. [Fred Allen]  12/15/2005 04:52

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.  By John - 12/14/2005 21:49

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?  By Tom - 12/14/2005 02:21

Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic! [Jean Sibelius]  12/13/2005 02:37