Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?  By Charly - 12/9/2005 02:11

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?  By Sarah - 12/8/2005 20:26

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," lets her.  By Jack - 12/8/2005 12:09

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. [Oscar Wilde]  12/8/2005 03:20

It would be a stroke of luck if Osama Bin Laddin was hit by a truck.  By Danny Smith AGE 13 - 12/7/2005 21:01

Beans and taters had a fight, beans knocked taters out of sight.  By Denise Smith - 12/7/2005 17:08

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. [Dale Carnegie]  12/6/2005 00:24

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice. [Anne Tyler]  12/5/2005 15:45

When you drink the water, remember the spring. [Chinese Proverb]  12/5/2005 02:00

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. [Rita Mae Brown]  12/5/2005 00:53