A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500. [Benjamin H. Brewster]  1/28/2006 02:57

If you make money, you're god, and it will plague you like the devil. [Henry Fielding]  1/27/2006 02:13

If you can't be funny, be interesting. [Harold Ross]  1/26/2006 02:19

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?  By Lily - 1/25/2006 02:11

When everything is lost, the future still remains.  1/23/2006 09:00

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice. [George Jackson]  1/22/2006 14:34

When everyone is somebody, then no one is anybody. [W. S. Gilbert]  1/21/2006 09:34

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. [Robert Frost]  By JooJ - 1/20/2006 03:30

Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die. [Amelia Burr]  1/19/2006 03:13

To deal with the threat of bird flu, President Bush has decided to bomb the Canary Islands.  By Jane - 1/18/2006 03:10