HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.  1/30/2006 04:42

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share.  1/30/2006 04:19

HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.  1/30/2006 03:48

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. [John Russell]  By John - 1/30/2006 02:49

I think it would be a good idea. [Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization]  1/29/2006 05:35

A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500. [Benjamin H. Brewster]  1/28/2006 02:57

If you make money, you're god, and it will plague you like the devil. [Henry Fielding]  1/27/2006 02:13

If you can't be funny, be interesting. [Harold Ross]  1/26/2006 02:19

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?  By Lily - 1/25/2006 02:11

When everything is lost, the future still remains.  1/23/2006 09:00