The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. [George Jessel]  1/9/2006 01:51

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. [Edith Wharton]  1/8/2006 07:51

A chat has nine lives.  By Geek - 1/7/2006 02:47

The reality is... reality of illusion.  By Ron McIntosh - 1/6/2006 17:31

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.  By Sally - 1/6/2006 04:02

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?  By Mike - 1/5/2006 02:00

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?  By Jason - 1/4/2006 18:29

Why is it called building when it is already built?  By Suzan - 1/4/2006 02:45

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?  By Roger - 1/3/2006 12:49

Too many clicks spoil the browse.  By Janet - 1/3/2006 01:37