Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.  2/6/2006 06:58

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.  By Janet - 2/5/2006 10:56

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.  2/5/2006 10:30

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. [Soren Kierkegaard]  By JooJ - 2/4/2006 03:46

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. [Hannah Arendt]  2/3/2006 04:20

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. [Confucius]  2/2/2006 07:04

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. [Robertson Davies]  2/1/2006 05:35

Why do blondes have more fun? They don't know any better.  By Ron McIntosh - 1/31/2006 16:27

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. [Mel Brooks]  1/31/2006 08:44

SHE: Where have you been all my life? HE: Hiding from you.  1/30/2006 05:31