Men are like Popcorn; They satisfy you, but only for a little while.  By Joy - 3/22/2006 01:43

It's said that the beauty of a woman fades with time. Then what the hell happens to an ugly woman?  By Xen - 3/21/2006 09:30

Success in life always comes when finding the right opportunity.  By Paula - 3/21/2006 03:49

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.  By Micho - 3/21/2006 02:14

I knew Santa Clause was fake since the second grade, coz I know that no white dude would show up in my neighborhood after 10 pm.  By Shai-Snn Augustine - 3/20/2006 22:45

Lecture: An art of transferring info from notes of Lecturer to notes of students without passing through "the minds of either".  3/20/2006 01:43

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow. [Arthur Stringer]  3/19/2006 02:46

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. [Herb Caen]  3/17/2006 02:43

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. [George Washington]  3/16/2006 01:51

Unconditional love... on one condition.  By Swanson - 3/16/2006 01:45