3 guys were introduced to a girl: Hi I'm Peter not a saint; John not a bapist; Paul not a pope. The girl: I'm Mary not a virgin.  By Angie - 2/9/2006 05:08

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. [John Sladek]  2/8/2006 04:13

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.  2/6/2006 06:58

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.  By Janet - 2/5/2006 10:56

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.  2/5/2006 10:30

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. [Soren Kierkegaard]  By JooJ - 2/4/2006 03:46

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. [Hannah Arendt]  2/3/2006 04:20

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. [Confucius]  2/2/2006 07:04

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. [Robertson Davies]  2/1/2006 05:35

Why do blondes have more fun? They don't know any better.  By Ron McIntosh - 1/31/2006 16:27