A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend sits next to you in jail and says 'wow that was fun!'  By Smiles - 4/11/2006 10:35

Teenager: bored of being one, desire of being two, and fear of being three.  By Vano - 4/10/2006 10:50

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet".  By Zak - 4/10/2006 01:37

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. [Edgar Bergen]  4/9/2006 01:45

You wanna have fun... have fun.  4/8/2006 16:07

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.  By Naya - 4/8/2006 11:27

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. [Johnny Carson]  4/8/2006 03:39

Life is what you make out of it.  By Naya - 4/6/2006 15:42

Dreams do come true, but probably a long time after you are dead.  By Naya - 4/6/2006 15:27

He isn't dead, and do you know why? Because I haven't killed him yet.  By Xen - 4/6/2006 02:52