There are no little secrets.  By Woody Allen - 3/24/2006 02:31

Men are like Department Stores; Their clothes are always 1/2 off.  By Paula - 3/24/2006 02:03

If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.  By Tammy - 3/23/2006 09:02

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.  By Sarah - 3/23/2006 01:37

Breaking up is like a broken mirror; better leave it as it is than hurting urself trying to fix it.  By Dima - 3/22/2006 04:14

Men are like Popcorn; They satisfy you, but only for a little while.  By Joy - 3/22/2006 01:43

It's said that the beauty of a woman fades with time. Then what the hell happens to an ugly woman?  By Xen - 3/21/2006 09:30

Success in life always comes when finding the right opportunity.  By Paula - 3/21/2006 03:49

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.  By Micho - 3/21/2006 02:14

I knew Santa Clause was fake since the second grade, coz I know that no white dude would show up in my neighborhood after 10 pm.  By Shai-Snn Augustine - 3/20/2006 22:45