When the wine is in, the wit is out.  By Bart - 4/15/2006 02:39

God may have created man first, but hey, there's always a draft before the masterpiece.  4/14/2006 14:49

Hey, has anyone really ever died of laughter?  By Naya - 4/14/2006 14:30

As long as you have legs and are flammible, you are never blocking a fire exit.  By Mitch Hedburg - 4/14/2006 13:10

Laughter is an instant vacation. [Milton Berle]  4/14/2006 02:35

How many nuggets come in a 6 piece nugget value meal?  4/14/2006 00:40

Broken hearts equal broken dreams.  By Lost Angel - 4/13/2006 21:50

If lost, look back to where you came from. [African Proverb]  By JooJ - 4/13/2006 07:42

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.  By Olga - 4/12/2006 03:00

Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an hour. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  By Cher - 4/11/2006 21:20