Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor.  By Maya - 4/23/2006 04:12

Where all think alike, no one thinks very much. [Walter Lippmann]  4/22/2006 02:18

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.  By FuzHed - 4/21/2006 07:56

Men are like Chocolate Bars; Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.  By Tonya - 4/21/2006 01:31

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. [Bob Hope]  4/20/2006 07:31

A fly will not get into a closed mouth.  By Zak - 4/19/2006 02:12

Work has never killed anyone, but why take the risk.  By Dida - 4/18/2006 15:21

What's not normal about getting on a plane with your mom and going down to Rio with 3 million dollars?  By The Real McCoy - 4/18/2006 09:46

Men are like Lava Lamps; Fun to look at, but not very bright.  By Maya - 4/18/2006 02:12

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.  By Thomas - 4/17/2006 02:24