Why do fishermen fish where there is lots of mosquitoes? To get more bites!  By Ross McIntosh - 3/13/2006 14:00

Good friends can also be your worst enemy.  By Crazy - 3/12/2006 11:47

A mind that lacks awareness is like a rose that lacks poise.  By Sahar - 3/12/2006 04:25

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.  By G. K. Chesterton - 3/11/2006 02:38

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. [Ambrose Bierce]  3/10/2006 02:03

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.  By Jason - 3/9/2006 01:55

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. [Woody Allen]  3/7/2006 01:37

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.  By Dora - 3/6/2006 10:46

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. [Victor Hugo]  3/5/2006 03:55

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. [Al Franken]  By JooJ - 3/3/2006 07:21