Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.  By Naya - 4/8/2006 11:27

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. [Johnny Carson]  4/8/2006 03:39

Life is what you make out of it.  By Naya - 4/6/2006 15:42

Dreams do come true, but probably a long time after you are dead.  By Naya - 4/6/2006 15:27

He isn't dead, and do you know why? Because I haven't killed him yet.  By Xen - 4/6/2006 02:52

Sad to have a dream you know won't happen.  By Xen - 4/6/2006 02:43

I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but something to someone.  By Ghost Dog - 4/5/2006 14:55

Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.  By Xen - 4/5/2006 05:37

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. [Rita Rudner]  4/5/2006 02:14

Men are like Blenders; You need One, but you're not quite sure why.  By Mary - 4/4/2006 04:15