The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful. [Frederick Locker-Lampson]  4/25/2006 02:02

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. [William S. Burroughs]  4/24/2006 02:06

If you are not into reading, try reading the book "How to be Dummy for Dummies".  By Bri23 - 4/23/2006 22:17

Just remember when u give away money to a lazy poor man, if million people gave him a dollar he would be an easy millionaire.  By Bri23 - 4/23/2006 20:33

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor.  By Maya - 4/23/2006 04:12

Where all think alike, no one thinks very much. [Walter Lippmann]  4/22/2006 02:18

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.  By FuzHed - 4/21/2006 07:56

Men are like Chocolate Bars; Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.  By Tonya - 4/21/2006 01:31

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. [Bob Hope]  4/20/2006 07:31

A fly will not get into a closed mouth.  By Zak - 4/19/2006 02:12