I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. [Rita Rudner]  4/5/2006 02:14

Men are like Blenders; You need One, but you're not quite sure why.  By Mary - 4/4/2006 04:15

To try to be better is to be better. [Charlotte Cushman]  4/3/2006 01:42

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.  By Sam - 4/2/2006 05:48

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day. [John A. Wheeler]  4/1/2006 02:10

Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. [Japanese Proverb]  3/31/2006 11:26

My toughest fight was with my first wife. [Muhammad Ali]  3/30/2006 01:10

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. [F. M. Hubbard]  3/28/2006 03:18

Men are like Government Bonds; They take soooooooo long to mature.  By Pamela - 3/27/2006 01:08

Father: A banker provided by nature.  By Mark - 3/26/2006 05:18