Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence. Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.  By Kevin - 6/3/2006 04:06

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. [Sallust]  6/2/2006 08:26

If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, then build a bridge and get over it.  6/2/2006 05:01

Men are like Commercials; You can't believe a word they say.  By Maya - 6/1/2006 05:40

Laughter is a shortcut to the soul!  By Kellygreen - 5/31/2006 17:19

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. [G. Gordon Liddy]  5/29/2006 00:46

We don't get offered crises, they arrive. [Elizabeth Janeway]  5/22/2006 06:41

Men are like Weather; Nothing can be done to change them.  By Raya - 5/20/2006 01:16

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. [Bill Watterson]  5/18/2006 02:08

There are three stages to s*x in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.  By Mark - 5/17/2006 12:33