Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. [Laurence J. Peter]  By Cindy - 5/12/2006 01:04

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!  By Tom - 5/11/2006 01:36

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.  By Zen - 5/10/2006 03:03

What are the 3 biggest tragedies in a man's life? Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!  By Hubby - 5/9/2006 01:31

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.  By Cindy - 5/8/2006 01:38

When I see you, I realize that heaven must be missing one of its angels.  5/6/2006 07:21

Forgive but never forget, because you never know when its time to remember.  By Naya - 5/4/2006 15:25

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. [Moshe Dayan]  5/4/2006 02:10

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like. [Abraham Lincoln]  5/3/2006 19:28

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. [Voltaire]  5/2/2006 01:48