As long as you have legs and are flammible, you are never blocking a fire exit.  By Mitch Hedburg - 4/14/2006 13:10

Laughter is an instant vacation. [Milton Berle]  4/14/2006 02:35

How many nuggets come in a 6 piece nugget value meal?  4/14/2006 00:40

Broken hearts equal broken dreams.  By Lost Angel - 4/13/2006 21:50

If lost, look back to where you came from. [African Proverb]  By JooJ - 4/13/2006 07:42

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.  By Olga - 4/12/2006 03:00

Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an hour. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  By Cher - 4/11/2006 21:20

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend sits next to you in jail and says 'wow that was fun!'  By Smiles - 4/11/2006 10:35

Teenager: bored of being one, desire of being two, and fear of being three.  By Vano - 4/10/2006 10:50

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet".  By Zak - 4/10/2006 01:37