You know it's going to be a 'Rotten Day' when your wife say's 'Good morning, Bill' and your name is John.  By Sam - 7/14/2006 00:36

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. [Cato the Elder]  7/13/2006 09:45

A happy person isn't someone with a set of favourable circumstances... He is someone with a set of positive attitudes.  7/12/2006 17:48

What's worse than an achy breaky heart? An itchy bitchy wife!  By Dan - 7/12/2006 01:19

Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. [Cocktail Movie]  7/11/2006 02:58

Laugh, and the whole world laugh with you. Cry, and the whole world laugh at you.  By Low Hian Cheng - 7/10/2006 21:43

If what you have in your hand is not enough for your harvest, make it your seed.  By A. Wasiu - 7/10/2006 12:21

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.  By Robert Benchley - 7/10/2006 01:14

Out of clutter, find simplicity. [Albert Einstein]  By JooJ - 7/9/2006 15:15

We know the truth by comparing the lies.  7/9/2006 04:01