We don't get offered crises, they arrive. [Elizabeth Janeway]  5/22/2006 06:41

Men are like Weather; Nothing can be done to change them.  By Raya - 5/20/2006 01:16

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. [Bill Watterson]  5/18/2006 02:08

There are three stages to s*x in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.  By Mark - 5/17/2006 12:33

What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve. [Clement Stone]  5/15/2006 12:00

NEWS from all over the world: N = North, E = East, W = West, S = South.  By JooJ - 5/15/2006 09:59

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.  By Sarah - 5/15/2006 02:30

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. [Andy Gibb]  5/14/2006 03:29

Men are like Bananas; The older they get, the less firm they are.  By Maguy - 5/13/2006 07:53

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.  By JooJ - 5/12/2006 03:42