Men are like Chocolate Bars; Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.  By Tonya - 4/21/2006 01:31

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. [Bob Hope]  4/20/2006 07:31

A fly will not get into a closed mouth.  By Zak - 4/19/2006 02:12

Work has never killed anyone, but why take the risk.  By Dida - 4/18/2006 15:21

What's not normal about getting on a plane with your mom and going down to Rio with 3 million dollars?  By The Real McCoy - 4/18/2006 09:46

Men are like Lava Lamps; Fun to look at, but not very bright.  By Maya - 4/18/2006 02:12

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.  By Thomas - 4/17/2006 02:24

When the wine is in, the wit is out.  By Bart - 4/15/2006 02:39

God may have created man first, but hey, there's always a draft before the masterpiece.  4/14/2006 14:49

Hey, has anyone really ever died of laughter?  By Naya - 4/14/2006 14:30