All it takes to make things better is another way of THINKING!  6/7/2006 05:09

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. [William Blake]  6/6/2006 02:31

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts.  6/5/2006 00:57

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. [Carol Burnett]  6/4/2006 03:51

Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence. Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.  By Kevin - 6/3/2006 04:06

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. [Sallust]  6/2/2006 08:26

If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, then build a bridge and get over it.  6/2/2006 05:01

Men are like Commercials; You can't believe a word they say.  By Maya - 6/1/2006 05:40

Laughter is a shortcut to the soul!  By Kellygreen - 5/31/2006 17:19

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. [G. Gordon Liddy]  5/29/2006 00:46