Laugh, and the whole world laugh with you. Cry, and the whole world laugh at you.  By Low Hian Cheng - 7/10/2006 21:43

If what you have in your hand is not enough for your harvest, make it your seed.  By A. Wasiu - 7/10/2006 12:21

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.  By Robert Benchley - 7/10/2006 01:14

Out of clutter, find simplicity. [Albert Einstein]  By JooJ - 7/9/2006 15:15

We know the truth by comparing the lies.  7/9/2006 04:01

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in casinos are really serious!  By Marc - 7/9/2006 03:36

Sometimes the most important things we do are the things we refuse to do.  7/9/2006 03:26

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress.  7/8/2006 02:50

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [Milton Berle]  7/8/2006 01:57

What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? His last name.  By Pol - 7/8/2006 01:46