Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. [Andy Gibb]  5/14/2006 03:29

Men are like Bananas; The older they get, the less firm they are.  By Maguy - 5/13/2006 07:53

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.  By JooJ - 5/12/2006 03:42

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. [Laurence J. Peter]  By Cindy - 5/12/2006 01:04

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!  By Tom - 5/11/2006 01:36

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.  By Zen - 5/10/2006 03:03

What are the 3 biggest tragedies in a man's life? Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!  By Hubby - 5/9/2006 01:31

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.  By Cindy - 5/8/2006 01:38

When I see you, I realize that heaven must be missing one of its angels.  5/6/2006 07:21

Forgive but never forget, because you never know when its time to remember.  By Naya - 5/4/2006 15:25