Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?  7/18/2006 00:30

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.  By Mark - 7/17/2006 01:57

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.  By Dan - 7/16/2006 10:24

Violent people should be brutally killed.  7/16/2006 08:27

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. [Warren Buffett]  7/15/2006 00:57

You know it's going to be a 'Rotten Day' when your wife say's 'Good morning, Bill' and your name is John.  By Sam - 7/14/2006 00:36

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. [Cato the Elder]  7/13/2006 09:45

A happy person isn't someone with a set of favourable circumstances... He is someone with a set of positive attitudes.  7/12/2006 17:48

What's worse than an achy breaky heart? An itchy bitchy wife!  By Dan - 7/12/2006 01:19

Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. [Cocktail Movie]  7/11/2006 02:58