Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.  7/29/2006 02:02

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.  By Sam - 7/28/2006 00:11

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.  By JooJ2 - 7/27/2006 01:42

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. [Robert Byrne]  7/26/2006 03:24

Once you are in hell, only devils can help you out.  By Xen - 7/25/2006 02:32

Difference between men and women: Woman wants One man to satisfy her every need. Man wants every woman to satisfy his One need.  7/24/2006 01:42

A man's worth depends on his two smallest organs: His heart and his tongue. [Kamal Jumblatt]  7/21/2006 07:00

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom. [Stephen Vincent Benet]  7/21/2006 02:39

It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder. [Albert Einstein]  7/21/2006 02:31

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. [Steven Wright]  7/19/2006 00:33