What did one ghost say to another? Do you believe in people?  7/2/2006 02:34

Whenever I hear, 'It can't be done,' I know I'm close to success. [Michael Flatley]  7/1/2006 03:07

Honesty is the best image. [Tom Wilson]  6/30/2006 01:50

I am nobody with good health.  6/29/2006 01:04

Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it. [Spanish Proverb]  6/26/2006 01:16

When you expect the worse from people, they usually deliver.  6/25/2006 06:24

A real woman is never too old. [Cher]  6/25/2006 05:46

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife: I couldn't lift the table.  By Laura - 6/25/2006 04:47

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.  6/24/2006 04:00

What do use for washing dishes? Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.  By Lea - 6/23/2006 01:09