Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.  8/5/2006 02:21

Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.  8/4/2006 09:39

One should love animals. They are so tasty.  By Xen - 8/4/2006 07:39

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. [Ronnie Shakes]  8/4/2006 04:15

Our patience will achieve more than our force. [Edmund Burke]  8/3/2006 01:16

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. [Jackie Mason]  8/2/2006 06:22

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to! [Henny Youngman]  8/1/2006 06:53

What's the diference between humor and odor? Well, humor is a shift of wit.  7/30/2006 21:39

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.  7/30/2006 06:40

Without the Way, there is no going; without the Truth, there is no knowing; without the Life there is no living.  By Bishop Fulton J. Sheen - 7/29/2006 03:17