Sometimes the most important things we do are the things we refuse to do.  7/9/2006 03:26

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress.  7/8/2006 02:50

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [Milton Berle]  7/8/2006 01:57

What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? His last name.  By Pol - 7/8/2006 01:46

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. [Victor Borge]  7/6/2006 00:59

Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth. [Franklin D. Roosevelt]  7/5/2006 01:34

Trying to forget someone we love is like trying to remember someone we never met.  By Sahar - 7/4/2006 08:32

I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water! [Melvin Udall, As Good As It Gets]  7/3/2006 04:12

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.  7/3/2006 00:58

Look at you looking at me!  7/2/2006 09:08