Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife: I couldn't lift the table.  By Laura - 6/25/2006 04:47

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.  6/24/2006 04:00

What do use for washing dishes? Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.  By Lea - 6/23/2006 01:09

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. [Sigmund Freud]  6/22/2006 03:03

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. [Eckhart Tolle]  6/21/2006 03:20

Q : What's an Australian kiss? A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.  By Oz - 6/19/2006 05:28

Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child. [Mary MacCracken]  6/17/2006 02:11

It is with the heart that one sees rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye!  By Rose - 6/16/2006 07:55

A bullet always tells the truth.  6/16/2006 05:51

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. [William James]  6/16/2006 00:52